Lawnmower Driver Charged with DUI Rejected iPod Engravings
May 25

I recently saw this tasty tidbit at the bottom of someone’s whitelist email reponse. Pretty funny.

If you are a spammer, you will need to go back to the drawing board and find a new way to spell v.i.a.g.r.a or m0rtgage or a new way to hide the wording for phony college degrees or to bilk people out of their money on get rich schemes.  Perhaps a new line of work would be in order.  Maybe you could take some of your own advice, and work from home earning millions of dollars every day, or better yet, just cancel your debts completely and never repay them.  Sit back with a secured platinum credit card, while you live on Cialis and love, losing weight and listening to opportunity knocking. In any case we are glad your message has been blocked - the world is a better place without your crap.  If you are not a spammer, we sincerely apologize for having delayed passage of your message, and if you (politely?) let us know, we will take action immediately.  Thank you for your patience.

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